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B

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The future generation...

Posted by The one and only "B"... on 3:20 PM
Hello all! B here,

Last night D, TK, and I were all discussing a certain event that tends to happen in the group... Which is J's tendency to get hit in the balls. The topic came up when we were dicussing the time we went to Atlantic City, and C hit J during one of their fighting sessions (which is just them messing around, until someone interjects, or one of them ends up hurt). So we voted that J should have a redemption shot. What does this have to do with the future generation? Well we have devised a plan, an evil plan...

Someday, when J and C have their own kids, D came up with the idea that we are going to pull aside the oldest son of C, and assign him a mission. His top secret mission is while he is growing up, he has to continue the tradition of hitting J's oldest son where it counts. Meanwhile, we are going to pull aside J's oldest son, and apply him to the same secret mission. Neither of these boys can know that they have been assigned the same mission.

We have also devised rules for their mission. I suggested that they needed to have a cut off point for this assignment. So we will tell little C and little J that they can end this feud when they are thirty, because that's about the time that you have to grow up and be an adult. Then we have to make sure they continue the tradition, so when C and J's oldest son's have their own kids, they must assign their two oldest sons to the same task.

Our ultimate goal? One day when the world ends, there will be a little C and a little J still hitting each other in the balls... It's horrible, we know, but you've got to admit that it's a little funny.

Peace & cigarettes,
B

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