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Posted by D
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9:10 AM
Today is #20 on my countdown to moving day. On a day like today, I can't help but think about salmonella. You may ask, "Why?" I may answer, "Why not?" Maybe there was lox (smoked salmon- how do some people not know what lox is?) in my fridge this morning. Maybe somebody smelled like fish on the bus today. Or maybe, Jesus punched a woman in the face yesterday. (HINT: two of those are true).
Regardless, day 20 is in honor of salmonella. To celebrate, I will sit at my desk today and do very little work.
D