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A Case of Hermione Granger Syndrome...
Posted by The one and only "B"...
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1:05 AM
Hello world...
D: Are you suggesting you suffer from Hermione Granger Syndrome?
B: Yes... Oh my god! I totally am!
How do you know if you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome?
If you're suffering from the Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you've probably noticed that a majority of your friends are guys, and that sometimes the fact that you're a girl escapes them...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you probably spend a good amount of time explaining to your guy friends why girls act the way that they do, and why they will probably never understand them...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you're probably constantly knocking sense into your guy friend's heads...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you're probably disturbed by some of your guy friends eating habits...
Or you're disturbed by their eating habits, and concerned for your friend's well being... and deal with this by knocking some sense into them...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, sometimes you might over-react or act irrationally, confusing said guy friends...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, you always have a bag packed for everything you could possibly need... As well as a collection of books...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, at least you know that when you get into trouble with a troll, your guy friends will be there to rescue you.
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then at least all this "hanging out with guys" stuff comes in handy when you need to punch someone...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you can blame your bad behavior on the fact that you hang out with a bunch of boys... Cause, you know, they're a bad influence on you...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then at least you can take comfort in the fact that, not matter how things change, your guy friends will always be there for you...
If you have any of these symptoms... Well, I don't know what to tell you, because apparently I'm suffering right along with you. *laughs* I'll just leave you with this last note from Hermione Granger herself...
Love from,
Thanks, D, for helping me come up with this fake syndrome...
B
D: Are you suggesting you suffer from Hermione Granger Syndrome?
B: Yes... Oh my god! I totally am!
How do you know if you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome?
If you're suffering from the Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you've probably noticed that a majority of your friends are guys, and that sometimes the fact that you're a girl escapes them...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you probably spend a good amount of time explaining to your guy friends why girls act the way that they do, and why they will probably never understand them...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you're probably constantly knocking sense into your guy friend's heads...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you're probably disturbed by some of your guy friends eating habits...
Or you're disturbed by their eating habits, and concerned for your friend's well being... and deal with this by knocking some sense into them...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, sometimes you might over-react or act irrationally, confusing said guy friends...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, you always have a bag packed for everything you could possibly need... As well as a collection of books...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, at least you know that when you get into trouble with a troll, your guy friends will be there to rescue you.
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then at least all this "hanging out with guys" stuff comes in handy when you need to punch someone...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then you can blame your bad behavior on the fact that you hang out with a bunch of boys... Cause, you know, they're a bad influence on you...
If you're suffering from Hermione Granger Syndrome, then at least you can take comfort in the fact that, not matter how things change, your guy friends will always be there for you...
If you have any of these symptoms... Well, I don't know what to tell you, because apparently I'm suffering right along with you. *laughs* I'll just leave you with this last note from Hermione Granger herself...
Love from,
Thanks, D, for helping me come up with this fake syndrome...
B
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