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A Note to New Jersey Drivers...
Posted by StuckintheSeventies423
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10:28 AM
SLOW... THE FUCK... DOWN!!!
Seriously, where do you have to be so badly that it requires you to have a blatant disregard for not only your safety but everyone else as well! I blamed it on the holidays at first but now it seems like the roads are more hostile than ever. Ever since November, I've felt like I've been taking huge gambles by choosing to leave my house (to buy cigarettes, pretty ironic) and I'm just waiting for the day that one of these lead-footed fools slams right into me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wrap myself in bubble-wrap.
Appropriate song.