If I had a valentine...

Hello world...

I'm going to make this post as simple as possible.

If I had a Valentine I wouldn't...

...ask for a giant teddy bear...

...expect flowers...

...anticipate chocolates or candy...

...want a hundred heart shaped balloons...

...or request a fancy dinner...

If I had a valentine I would...

...make a sandwich if he asked for one...

...hand him a beer, if he had a rough day, and would listen to him vent...

...build a fort to hang out in, because I don't have a couch...

...only ask to hold your hand...

Unfortunately...

...I don't have a valentine...

...I'm twenty-two years old, and my plans for tonight consist of having a Digimon marathon and painting my nails...

...the last time I kissed someone was almost two years ago...

Surprisingly, I am not bitter about Valentine's Day this year. I was a little bit at first, but then I realized, what does it matter if I don't have someone special on Valentine's Day? I don't have anyone special the other 364 days of the year. It's just one day where I have to put up with an obnoxious amount of PDA and Facebook statuses about how amazing people's significant other's are. I shouldn't begrudge other people just because they are happy. That would be childish and petty, even if I do feel like doing this... 

Love from,

Yep, no sexy fun time for me... haha... ha... damn it.

B

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